They’re just starting on the ninth episode of season four of The Vampire Diaries—which Blaine will never admit he let Kurt seduce him into watching, and subsequently got him addicted to, thank you very much—when there’s a knock on the door.
He glances at his husband, bemused, before reaching forward to pause the show. “Are we expecting anything?” he asks.
Kurt shrugs and glances at the empty pizza boxes on the nightstand. “Unless they forget to bring us extra garlic sauce, I don’t think so.”
Blaine extricates himself from Kurt’s legs and shuffles off the bed, sliding on his slippers. “No watching without me,” he warns, and goes to open the door.
Their visitor is an unassuming delivery man, burdened with Fedex cap, clipboard, and a black plastic package. “Uh—Hummel-Anderson residence?” he asks, checking his list.
Superhero/Cheerio roleplaying, as requested.
“We meet again Crimson Cheerio,” Nightbird says with a swoosh of his cape. Mostly because it looks cool. “You thought you could get away with stealing the Crown Jewels. Not on my watch.”
Crimson Cheerio struts around him, dragging a finger down Nightbird’s armored chest. “Maybe I wasn’t trying to get away, I-” He stops, grimaces and wiggles uncomfortably. “This uniform is really tight, ugh.”
Blaine sighs, cape dropping in a flaccid flutter around him. “Kurt, you’re breaking character,” he complains.
Title: Not Another Soul Could Love You Like My Rotten Bones Do
Word count: 12k
Chapters: 2 parts
Summary: Kurt Hummel is McKinley High’s resident badboy. His father has had enough and so Kurt is sent to Dalton Academy to get his act together. There he meets prim and proper Blaine Anderson and Kurt decides to rattle up Blaine’s perfect ways.