Title: All That Glitters
Word Count: 3,700+
Summary: ”We’re here. Together. In your empty house.” Blaine waits a few more seconds as Kurt just raises an eyebrow at him and then he adds, his voice cracking embarrassingly, “Gold pants, Kurt.”
Spoilers: Takes place during episode 3x18.
Author Notes: Obligatory “porn about Kurt’s gold pants” fic. \o/ Sadly, this is not titled “A Gold Rush (In My Pants)” because one of us hates joy, so hopefully the alternate cliched title works.